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Raelthelamb
  • Town/Country : At your window, watching you sleep
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4802
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Raelthelamb : Graham the ham. That's what I am.
Graham's the name. Making bad rhymes is my game.

what am I doing with my life

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML

#19330918
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43693) - you deserved it (4210)

On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML

#19330413
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20573) - you deserved it (2002)

On 03/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by badadvise (man) - Mexico (Jalisco)

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

#19328317
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20474) - you deserved it (2991)

On 03/22/2012 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

#19327826
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19601) - you deserved it (2744)

On 03/22/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by Chey - United States (California)

Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML

#19327159
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6028) - you deserved it (18836)

On 03/22/2012 at 4:17pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML

#19326437
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17667) - you deserved it (8872)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:21pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML

#19326389
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27061) - you deserved it (1944)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:14pm - kids - by futuremum (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I found out what a bottle of regurgitated wine looks like on white bedsheets. FML

#19325916
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12748) - you deserved it (8206)

On 03/22/2012 at 10:59am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML

#19325462
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18312) - you deserved it (1904)

On 03/22/2012 at 8:06am - love - by Ima in Hungary (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML

#19324858
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8970) - you deserved it (30809)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my company announced a new name. They also announced new coffee mugs with the name on them. They've not announced raises in over 3 years. FML

#19324778
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16476) - you deserved it (1730)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:17am - work - by glens - United States

Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML

#19324505
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25731) - you deserved it (3407)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

#19324398
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20316) - you deserved it (4737)

On 03/22/2012 at 12:56am - work - by Atheist (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that sex in the woods is amazing. I also found that the roar of a nearby bear will end the amazement. Not only was I cock blocked by a bear, I almost shit myself. FML

#19323804
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23357) - you deserved it (5777)

On 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I thought I was going to my doctor for a yearly check-up. My father had actually tricked me into therapy. FML

#19323093
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13667) - you deserved it (2182)

On 03/21/2012 at 9:50pm - health - by nazooer - United States



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