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Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 3:29pm - love - by phonesage (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
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On 12/12/2010 at 2:36pm - misc - by dumbass1991 (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
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On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
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On 12/02/2010 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
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On 11/26/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, a customer was rude to me, and I was rude back. He then asked for my manager, and I told him I was the store manager. He then identified himself as the corporate owner. FML
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On 11/16/2010 at 10:43pm - work - by T_Willl -
Today, it took me a full ten minutes to finish on the toilet. I was babysitting at the time, and it took the kids those ten minutes to destroy the kitchen and shave the cat. FML
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On 11/14/2010 at 12:18pm - kids - by nicki - United States (Illinois)
Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
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On 11/12/2010 at 12:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend and I were flipping through magazines and got on the topic of how airbrushed the girls were. My boyfriend then pointed out all of the flaws on my body that would need to be airbrushed away if I was in a magazine. FML
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On 11/10/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by lala - United States (Indiana)
Today, I ran into a police officer while on my bike. It wouldn't be so bad, had he not been riding a massive horse. FML
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On 11/10/2010 at 2:58am - animals - by Kate - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was excited to hear that I received three of my grad school recommendations in the mail from a very busy professor. They need to be submitted sealed, and of course, my nosy mom decided to open them. FML
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On 11/10/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by dcsunshine (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I heard a loud-speaker announcement in my college that someone had left their car in the car park, still running, with keys in the ignition. I laughed at that person's foolishness until I realised it was mine. FML
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Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML
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On 10/31/2010 at 11:34am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was having the most wonderful bath. The water was steaming, the bubbles were bubbly, and I was reading a really good book. I put my book down to yawn and looked to my right. My gaze was met by the lovely face of my brother's pet tarantula. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 8:21am - misc - by mzgabbster (woman) - United States (Utah)
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