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Raelthelamb

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Raelthelamb

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  • Number of visits : 15197
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Raelthelamb : I've read and voted on every single FML on this site. I really need to get a life...

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Raelthelamb's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to have dinner with my girlfriend and her family. It got silent, so, noticing her legs were darker than they were a few hours ago, I wanted to ask her if she used tanning lotion. I ended up asking her if her legs were fake. Her dad has prosthetic legs. FML

#20002131
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21707) - you deserved it (6510)

On 08/04/2012 at 12:06pm - misc - by ooops (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was pooping at a local Target when I heard someone say "You need to eat more solids, you're pooping like a rabbit." FML

#20001897
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21377) - you deserved it (3677)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:35am - misc - by llaurenmariee - United States

Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML

#20001841
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19585) - you deserved it (5369)

On 08/04/2012 at 5:33am - health - by MAC. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that when you hear a bump in the night, it's best not to check your parents' room. Some things cannot be unseen. FML

#20001682
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14821) - you deserved it (19240)

On 08/04/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by alyssabree42 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML

#20001108
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29167) - you deserved it (4326)

On 08/03/2012 at 9:52pm - kids - by pimpslaprequired (man) - United States

Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML

#19999762
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30268) - you deserved it (2650)

On 08/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by SingleAgain (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML

#19998610
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22168) - you deserved it (2130)

On 08/02/2012 at 3:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML

#19998464
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12701) - you deserved it (19293)

On 08/02/2012 at 1:32pm - misc - by purplexangel (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML

#19998464
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12701) - you deserved it (19293)

On 08/02/2012 at 1:32pm - misc - by purplexangel (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML

#19998370
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22725) - you deserved it (2015)

On 08/02/2012 at 12:30pm - misc - by skrillexblewme - United States

Today, I got a call from my manager saying that I won't need to work this weekend. Too bad I already cancelled a family vacation because he threatened to fire me if I didn't work this weekend. FML

#19998359
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23821) - you deserved it (1372)

On 08/02/2012 at 12:22pm - work - by Pizzaguy (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my brother offered my boyfriend $50 to dump me. Guess who's single. FML

#19997949
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26854) - you deserved it (2693)

On 08/02/2012 at 4:11am - love - by Kelly - United States (California)

Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML

#19997834
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22351) - you deserved it (17078)

On 08/02/2012 at 2:53am - money - by busted - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I discovered that when I'm drunk, I hate wearing clothes. And it doesn't matter who is around to see it, not even my soon-to-be father-in-law. FML

#19997643
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6911) - you deserved it (24817)

On 08/02/2012 at 1:10am - misc - by wherermypants (man) - United States (Texas)



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