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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by ihatemyparents (man) - United States (California)
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 10:32pm - misc - by sam -
Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 3:15pm - love - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Friesland)
Today, my boss sent me home from work because she saw me not checking under my customer's cart to see if they had any hidden groceries. I didn't check because the customer threatened to "kick my ass" if I "accused him of stealing" by checking. FML
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On 12/31/2010 at 10:51am - work - by bad_luck (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was straightening my hair for my Christmas Eve party. I put the hot straighter down on my bed for a second, and zoned out enough to sit squarely on it a few moments later. I now have burns on my ass cheek, and a six-hour party at which I can't even sit down. FML
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On 12/24/2010 at 11:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off and drove away laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24336) - you deserved it (2547)
On 12/24/2010 at 5:32pm - misc - by hahahano (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went over to welcome this new couple to our subdivision with a bottle of wine and muffins. I told them I liked what they were doing with the place, then asked them when they had moved in. They replied, "Two years ago." FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 10:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 3:29pm - love - by phonesage (man) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4318) - you deserved it (81722)
On 12/12/2010 at 2:36pm - misc - by dumbass1991 (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML
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On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML
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On 12/02/2010 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML
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On 11/27/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
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On 11/26/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, a customer was rude to me, and I was rude back. He then asked for my manager, and I told him I was the store manager. He then identified himself as the corporate owner. FML
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On 11/16/2010 at 10:43pm - work - by T_Willl -
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