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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
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On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
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On 05/26/2011 at 5:03pm - animals - by KittenTime (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I found out that whenever I send my son to his room, he goes on his iPod and buys the most expensive apps he can find. So far I've been charged $600. FML
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On 05/24/2011 at 8:02pm - kids - by StupidApple -
Today, while I was walking home, I noticed an elderly man in a wheel chair trying to paint his garage so I went over to help. His response was verbal abuse and a slap to the face with a wet paint brush. FML
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On 05/24/2011 at 1:54am - misc - by Adam -
Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 1:51pm - work - by jamalinho (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)
Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
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On 05/03/2011 at 11:12pm - misc - by wiper -
Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML
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On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -
Today, I asked a coworker if she would cover for me on Easter because I want to spend it with my 3 year old daughter. She said no because she wants to spend Easter with her kids, too. She doesn't have kids. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while dog sitting, the dog peed on the carpet. There was a bottle of cleaning spray on the counter so I sprayed the spot. Turns out that spray was Clorox Bleach. Now their carpet is bright orange. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 7:00pm - animals - by Danielle - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 4:08am - love - by confused (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -
Today, I was in the shower 'grooming' myself for my second anniversary with my boyfriend. Halfway through the hot water ran out. I now have the choice of going with the low 'half-fro' or risking hypothermia. My boyfriend thinks hypothermia would be the better option. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 5:35am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
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On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
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On 03/29/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by hiker - United States
Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML
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On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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