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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I asked my mom why she drinks. She said she only drinks when she's depressed. My step-dad said she only drinks on the weekend. Those are the days I'm at her house. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I can save up my used tampons for him. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 11:23pm - work - by fashionista1787 - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I can save up my used tampons for him. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 11:23pm - work - by fashionista1787 - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 9:17am - misc - by ss - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5262) - you deserved it (35164)
On 09/06/2011 at 9:17am - misc - by ss - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 9:17am - misc - by ss - Australia (Victoria)
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Gurior (man) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML
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On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML
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On 08/27/2011 at 3:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my cats found my box of condoms. This is the third one they've chewed up. The worst part? They've gotten more use out of them in the last two months than I have. FML
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On 08/23/2011 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by lonely (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML
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On 08/09/2011 at 8:55am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
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