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Raelthelamb

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Raelthelamb

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 October 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 24031
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Raelthelamb : FML veteran since 2009. I've read and voted on every single FML on this site. I really need to get a life...

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Raelthelamb's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend made me a milkshake. It was pale yellow with some black spots. He told me it was banana and poppy seed. After drinking it, he told me they weren't poppy seeds. They were his pubes. FML

#21313388
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39806) - you deserved it (4727)

On 12/07/2014 at 9:12pm - misc - by pubemilkshake - United States (Utah)

Today, after Thanksgiving dinner, we all played Cards Against Humanity. On one round, I was the dealer, and I received "foreskin" as a card. When I said this, my grandmother told me that apparently, after my ritual circumcision, my grandfather buried my foreskin under our rosebushes. FML

#21307273
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30839) - you deserved it (3180)

On 11/28/2014 at 12:25am - misc - by mainlineloser (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML

#21286497
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30274) - you deserved it (13044)

On 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm - health - by lady parts - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53212) - you deserved it (4095)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, I watched my co-worker throw the mother of all temper tantrums. He's a radio personality, and just learned that he's not famous enough to use the "Don't you know who I am?" line to get out of a traffic ticket. FML

#21286268
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32415) - you deserved it (3013)

On 10/27/2014 at 12:25pm - work - by Radio GaGa (man) - Canada

Today, I watched my co-worker throw the mother of all temper tantrums. He's a radio personality, and just learned that he's not famous enough to use the "Don't you know who I am?" line to get out of a traffic ticket. FML

#21286268
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32415) - you deserved it (3013)

On 10/27/2014 at 12:25pm - work - by Radio GaGa (man) - Canada

Today, I watched my co-worker throw the mother of all temper tantrums. He's a radio personality, and just learned that he's not famous enough to use the "Don't you know who I am?" line to get out of a traffic ticket. FML

#21286268
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32415) - you deserved it (3013)

On 10/27/2014 at 12:25pm - work - by Radio GaGa (man) - Canada

Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36135) - you deserved it (5269)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

#21265921
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41184) - you deserved it (3617)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

#21260166
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42066) - you deserved it (3230)

On 09/17/2014 at 6:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

#21260160
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37702) - you deserved it (4512)

On 09/17/2014 at 5:57pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML

#21259479
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40494) - you deserved it (9074)

On 09/16/2014 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I confiscated a 1st grader's cell phone. It was better than anything I could come close to affording. FML

#21256659
153 comments

Today, I received a package. When my mom asked what I had bought, I had told her that I had ordered dumbbells and was going to start lifting. She laughed her way into the kitchen. FML

#21255855
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32042) - you deserved it (3477)

On 09/10/2014 at 6:40pm - health - by skinnyguy23 (man) - United States (New York)



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