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Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML
by Urgghh / 05/16/2013 at 5:36pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by earplugsplease / 05/16/2013 at 12:16pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, while on an escalator, instead of just telling me my underwear label was hanging out of my jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself. You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack. FML
by violatedbuttcrack / 05/16/2013 at 6:24am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
by astalkerindeed / 05/16/2013 at 12:31am / United States (California) / Money
by asdffhhjk / 05/15/2013 at 4:08am / Philippines (Manila) / Miscellaneous
by Liferuinedforever / 05/14/2013 at 3:13am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Kids
by turdtonomor9 / 05/12/2013 at 10:08am / United States / Love
by lamsolonely / 05/12/2013 at 12:35am / United States / Miscellaneous
by joeidk / 05/11/2013 at 8:07pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML
by wrongguy / 05/11/2013 at 7:04pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by stephscort / 05/11/2013 at 9:32am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Screwed Up / 05/09/2013 at 1:30am / United States / Health
by 19kwhatever / 05/08/2013 at 9:22pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by anon_1996 / 05/08/2013 at 12:59pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/08/2013 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been… Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy and the guy lifted me… Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal".…