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Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML
by Buttscratcher / 03/03/2012 at 11:12am / United Kingdom / Health
by Anonymous / 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML
by Ilostsomuch / 01/04/2012 at 1:30pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML
by st00pid / 03/04/2011 at 1:07am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I was telling my students that it's unnecessary to put arrows on the bottom of the page to tell me there's work on the back, I check it anyway. At the end of the day, at least 6 kids came up to me asking to change their grade because I forgot to grade the back. They hadn't put arrows. FML
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 8:52pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by Nuttjacob / 02/27/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
by Anonymous / 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Roxas / 02/14/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/12/2011 at 11:52am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by awilson / 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
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