About ROCKmellon : I am a Ranga!!
My besties are Paigee, Brie, Lisa, Christie, Marrianne, Ryan and Shane!
I go to High School in Western Sydney...
I love to read about the life and death of the Kennedy family
I am completly and totally single...
No, I do not swim in the harbour, it is icky!
No, I do not wear my swimsuit everywhere...that's dumb
No, I don't have a pet Koala (and no it isn't called a koala bear!) or kangaroo, and no, they do not run around my backyard.
My nearest neighbour lives 5 metres away NOT 5 KILOMETRES!!
I do not own a farm and I do not round up sheep in my spare time.
I think that what have just said takes care of all of the stereo-types the world has of us Aussies!
About ROCKmellon : I am a Ranga!!
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by broken / 09/02/2009 at 5:45am / Australia (Queensland) / Transportation
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML
by Anonymous / 09/02/2009 at 5:21am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/26/2009 at 10:31am / United States (Rhode Island) / Holidays
Today, I rushed home to tell my parents my girlfriend had accepted my proposal. They asked how I could be so selfish at a time like this. Apparently, Michael Jackson's death is more important than their son. FML
by Tom / 06/25/2009 at 8:56pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML
by guamfml / 06/02/2009 at 8:10pm / Guam / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML
by Anonymous / 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
by mylifesucks / 04/18/2009 at 3:20am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Love
by suckstobeme / 04/12/2009 at 5:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
by Anonymous / 04/10/2009 at 2:42pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I found my concert tickets that I've been trying to find for the last 2 weeks in my mom's closet. When I asked why she had them, she said she felt the concert was inappropriate for me so she hid them. I'm 20. FML
by Anonymous / 03/28/2009 at 4:19pm / United States (California) / Money
by rusty2020 / 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML
by TANT / 03/22/2009 at 12:53am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML
by ScoobieDoo / 03/20/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said ok, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML
by shelteredchild / 03/19/2009 at 8:07pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was left by my girlfriend of 3 years because I was over-jealous of her male friend because… Today, locked out of my house for hours, I had to shit so badly that I found myself squatting under… Today, like every other day, I woke up and made myself a cup of coffee using my French press. After…