About Rockmellon

I am a Ranga!! My besties are Paigee, Brie, Lisa, Christie, Marrianne, Ryan and Shane! I go to High School in Western Sydney... I love to read about the life and death of the Kennedy family I am completly and totally single... No, I do not swim in the harbour, it is icky! No, I do not wear my swimsuit everywhere...that's dumb No, I don't have a pet Koala (and no it isn't called a koala bear!) or kangaroo, and no, they do not run around my backyard. My nearest neighbour lives 5 metres away NOT 5 KILOMETRES!! I do not own a farm and I do not round up sheep in my spare time. I think that what have just said takes care of all of the stereo-types the world has of us Aussies!

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