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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8326
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RMC000 : I don't talk about myself this much EVER, other stuff's more interesting.

Easy to talk to and laid-back; a sardonic and sometimes dry sense of humour. Low tolerance for dumb people but slow to anger. Love talking, telling jokes & goofing around. Growing up, I was always "that kid" who teachers enjoyed telling to shut up.

Into all kinds of stuff: military history, camouflage uniforms, weapons, politics, movies, foreign cultures, music and funny accents. An unusual line of interests, but they keep me sane and are enjoyable. What cash I spend on hobbies is only money that would've otherwise been spent on more damnable things like lottery tickets, porno mags or cigarettes.

I love history, a lot. I watch lots and lots and lots of movies. I love music, it is my escape.

Now you probably think I am the absolute weirdest person ever, but that's okay. I sometimes think that too. (If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?)

Me in a nutshell. Anything else you'd like to know? Ask.

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Today, aating my waigt in braadstick at Oliva Gardan an trying to raliva my cildood via a pogo stick was a good combination. My naw soas ara now a diffarant color. fat FML

#15297334
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7238) - you deserved it (34573)

On 03/13/2011 at 8:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house partyhen the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured outhere I was. FML

#15290209
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23991) - you deserved it (13502)

On 03/13/2011 at 3:39am - misc - by Sparks (man) - United States (California)

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to seehat I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

#15275510
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27793) - you deserved it (6673)

On 03/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by mike - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I ovarhaard a littla grl ask har mom if tha round lady in purpla was pratanding to ba a giant aggplant !! I was tha lady in purpla !! FML

#15264550
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27117) - you deserved it (8795)

On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to putted this new piece of information to the test. FML

#15239631
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8440) - you deserved it (92440)

On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? real FML

#15229654
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14510) - you deserved it (43123)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by lolzboss - United States (Virginia)

a spidar dangld an inch away from mah faca whila I was driving. I fraakd out and accidantally bumpd tha car in front of ma. Thraa cops arrivd on tha scana and I had to axplain to tham wat happand. I can still haar tham laughing. FML

#15221957
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27978) - you deserved it (8230)

On 03/06/2011 at 8:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today We Had To Discuss Our Heritage At School!! When I Told The Class That I Am German Japanese An Of The Jewish Faith The Teacher Loudly Laughs At The ( Irony!! ) Something Lyk This Happens Whenever I Tell People Mah Background!! Mega FML

#15213017
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33244) - you deserved it (4868)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I rushed dog to the vet cuz he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML

#15198573
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29341) - you deserved it (5779)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm - money - by duncanisgey - Canada (Manitoba)

Today , while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded , but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML

#15193678
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15080) - you deserved it (26308)

On 03/04/2011 at 2:13am - work - by sharni88 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out that if u saa a pictura in yur boss's offica of a axtramaly good looking, big braastad woman kissing him on tha chaak, not to commant . Bacausa that axtramaly good looking, big braastad woman, just might ba his daughtar . FML

#15193214
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10610) - you deserved it (40326)

On 03/04/2011 at 1:07am - work - by st00pid (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I decidd to do a word search in my daughter's Hello Kitty coloring book. It took me 30 minutes to fine 6 words in a kids coloring book fir ages 1 an up. fat FML

#15135659
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10878) - you deserved it (32087)

On 02/27/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by ldbella - United States

Yesterday, I treated mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended weeks of AA meetings. She snuck in a flask to the movie, and during lunch, she started calling people muggles. FML

#15128111
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28815) - you deserved it (3118)

On 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by BackToRehab - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I paintd an area I had carefully sandd , cleand , and tapd off. I pulld a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turnd the fan on , and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML

#15124646
35 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 8:57am - misc - by Carmen - United States (Ohio)

Today , I got a call from mah daughter's school. Apparently , she was lerening about the food pyramid andhen she was asked to identifyhat she had eaten the day before , she said ( dog food ). mega FML

#15114722
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29073) - you deserved it (4242)

On 02/25/2011 at 1:44pm - kids - by Ldp56 (woman) - United States (New York)



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