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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 November 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6687
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RMC000 : I don't talk about myself this much EVER, other stuff's more interesting.

Easy to talk to and laid-back; a sardonic and sometimes dry sense of humour. Low tolerance for dumb people but slow to anger. Love talking, telling jokes & goofing around. Growing up, I was always "that kid" who teachers enjoyed telling to shut up.

Into all kinds of stuff: military history, camouflage uniforms, weapons, politics, movies, foreign cultures, music and funny accents. An unusual line of interests, but they keep me sane and are enjoyable. What cash I spend on hobbies is only money that would've otherwise been spent on more damnable things like lottery tickets, porno mags or cigarettes.

I love history, a lot. I watch lots and lots and lots of movies. I love music, it is my escape.

Now you probably think I am the absolute weirdest person ever, but that's okay. I sometimes think that too. (If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?)

Me in a nutshell. Anything else you'd like to know? Ask.

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RMC000's favorite FMLs

Today, eating my weight in breadsticks at Olive Garden and trying to relive my childhood via a pogo stick was not a good combination. My new shoes are now a different color. FML

#15297334
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6878) - you deserved it (33504)

On 03/13/2011 at 8:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML

#15290209
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23878) - you deserved it (13456)

On 03/13/2011 at 3:39am - misc - by Sparks (man) - United States (California)

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

#15275510
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26818) - you deserved it (6576)

On 03/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by mike - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady in purple was pretending to be a giant eggplant. I was the lady in purple. FML

#15264550
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26972) - you deserved it (8781)

On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML

#15239631
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8035) - you deserved it (89799)

On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

#15229654
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13562) - you deserved it (41637)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by lolzboss - United States (Virginia)

Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML

#15221957
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26741) - you deserved it (8044)

On 03/06/2011 at 8:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

#15213017
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33067) - you deserved it (4857)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML

#15198573
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29217) - you deserved it (5763)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm - money - by duncanisgey - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded, but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML

#15193678
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14242) - you deserved it (25011)

On 03/04/2011 at 2:13am - work - by sharni88 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out that if you see a picture in your boss's office of a extremely good looking, big breasted woman kissing him on the cheek, not to comment. Because that extremely good looking, big breasted woman, just might be his daughter. FML

#15193214
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10125) - you deserved it (39322)

On 03/04/2011 at 1:07am - work - by st00pid (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I decided to do a word search in my daughter's Hello Kitty coloring book. It took me 30 minutes to find 6 words in a kids coloring book for ages 1 and up. FML

#15135659
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10798) - you deserved it (31949)

On 02/27/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by ldbella - United States

Today, I treated my mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended weeks of AA meetings. She snuck in a flask to the movie, and during lunch, she started calling people muggles. FML

#15128111
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28704) - you deserved it (3110)

On 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by BackToRehab - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML

#15124646
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11428) - you deserved it (27351)

On 02/26/2011 at 8:57am - misc - by Carmen - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML

#15114722
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27570) - you deserved it (4098)

On 02/25/2011 at 1:44pm - kids - by Ldp56 (woman) - United States (New York)



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