About RMC000 : I don't talk about myself this much EVER, other stuff's more interesting.
Easy to talk to and laid-back; a sardonic and sometimes dry sense of humour. Low tolerance for dumb people but slow to anger. Love talking, telling jokes & goofing around. Growing up, I was always "that kid" who teachers enjoyed telling to shut up.
Into all kinds of stuff: military history, camouflage uniforms, weapons, politics, movies, foreign cultures, music and funny accents. An unusual line of interests, but they keep me sane and are enjoyable. What cash I spend on hobbies is only money that would've otherwise been spent on more damnable things like lottery tickets, porno mags or cigarettes.
I love history, a lot. I watch lots and lots and lots of movies. I love music, it is my escape.
Now you probably think I am the absolute weirdest person ever, but that's okay. I sometimes think that too. (If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?)
Me in a nutshell. Anything else you'd like to know? Ask.
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Today, as a prank, a friend and I tied a 10 dollar bill to a fishing line, and yanked it away from people as they reached for it. It was going really well until one of our victims pulled a knife and chased us around the block. FML
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On 05/12/2011 at 1:53pm - misc - by Jackassed - United States (New York)
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by Nick (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)
Today, my mom and I had an argument about my laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and put it into the microwave. FML
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On 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by wtfseriously (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my dad demonstrated just how incredibly illiterate he is. He sent me a chain email about the awful lives of people with "Asparagus syndrome". FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by K. - United States (Florida)
Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML
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On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
Today, I went on a long overdue vacation to France with my husband and young daughter. As revenge for an earlier prank, my sister has apparently taught my daughter to swear profusely in French. FML
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On 05/06/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 12:27pm - misc - by Text - United States (Maryland)
Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 7:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States
Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
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On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 11:25am - work - by ShakeRattleHiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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