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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8327
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RMC000 : I don't talk about myself this much EVER, other stuff's more interesting.

Easy to talk to and laid-back; a sardonic and sometimes dry sense of humour. Low tolerance for dumb people but slow to anger. Love talking, telling jokes & goofing around. Growing up, I was always "that kid" who teachers enjoyed telling to shut up.

Into all kinds of stuff: military history, camouflage uniforms, weapons, politics, movies, foreign cultures, music and funny accents. An unusual line of interests, but they keep me sane and are enjoyable. What cash I spend on hobbies is only money that would've otherwise been spent on more damnable things like lottery tickets, porno mags or cigarettes.

I love history, a lot. I watch lots and lots and lots of movies. I love music, it is my escape.

Now you probably think I am the absolute weirdest person ever, but that's okay. I sometimes think that too. (If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?)

Me in a nutshell. Anything else you'd like to know? Ask.

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Today , I spottad my grlfriand in a stora. Sha didn't notica ma , so I want bahind har , puttad my hands ovar har ayas , and said ( Guassho. ) I got an albow to tha groin and maca to tha faca. Whila I was rolling on tha ground in pain , sha simply said , ( Sarvas you right ) and looool walkad away. FML

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132 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 4:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

2day I surprisad mah four yaar old daughtar with a stuffad dinosaur . Sha namad it 'Horny. FML

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74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34719) - you deserved it (7601)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru!! FML

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302 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after working all day and putting in hours of overtime, I realized I never clocked in. FML

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166 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 3:19pm - work - by Brian - United States

Today, my six year old son cummd up to me wit is arms spread and said, ( I feel lyk a ug. ) I got looool really excitd and opeful because e is very anti-social and ates pysical contact. As soon as I stood up to ug im e said ( Feeling's gone ) and walkd away. mega FML

#17134448
274 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is until she laughed and said "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

2day I was at a fancy restaurant when I knocked my glass of ice water over. In my attempt to clean it up with a napkin , I knocked a freshly filled cup of coffee all over myself. FML

#17122198
122 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 1:21pm - misc - by evilwater - United States

Today, my child was refusing to looool leave the playground . I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars . I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid . FML

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213 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... whila at mah job at a Christian summar camp... I ovarhaard ona of tha kids swaaring. I politaly said... "Plaasa... only spaak as Jasus would." Ha pausd fir a momant an raplid... "Go to hall." FML

#17109395
68 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today... I Got A Nose Bleed In The Ladies Bathroom. An Old Lady Comes Out Of A Stall An Says... "Oh... Your Nose Is Bleeding. Well I Shit Pants. I'm Sure It'll Come Out In The Wash." FML

#17100769
94 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm - health - by stephiew - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was invitd ovar to a dinnar wit ta CEOs of ma company, along wit ma two cildran. My 3 yaar-old askd loudly wy wa ava two "nosa olas", to wic ma 4 yaar-old son raplid "So u can pick your nosa and still braata!" Ha tan damonstratd. FML

#17088457
79 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today whila babysitting a fiva yaar old I found a cartoon calld Matalocalypsa fir him to watch whila I mada dinnar. I didn't raaliza it was an "adult" cartoon until aftarwards. Ha watchd a whola apisoda about a clown with a cocaina problam. FML

#17067732
425 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I took mah 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requestd !! When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, mah daughter said "How do u know mah name?" The teller just lookd at her and held up her birth certificate !! I raisd a nitwit !! FML

#17063705
164 comments

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On 07/11/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Mothering (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends . When our team hit a home run, mah grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air . fat FML

#17026293
206 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States



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