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  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 December 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 11547
  • Number of comments : 410
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About R3TROxLOV3 : I basically have an alarming level of disdain directed towards all of you. Because of this disdain, I feel that roughly 99% of you aren't worth talking to. As such, refrain from messaging me, because I won't answer.

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Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

#18326234
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47292) - you deserved it (2910)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

#18322997
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42092) - you deserved it (4788)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Julie - United States (California)

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44881) - you deserved it (7571)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

#18202922
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33551) - you deserved it (23846)

On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. His response? "It's not like I liked it." FML

#18180639
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40306) - you deserved it (3747)

On 11/06/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by Cat - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

#18163904
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58681) - you deserved it (4200)

On 11/05/2011 at 11:40am - love - by oink401 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent over 20 minutes trying to convince my daughter that the word she was trying to use was "Back-pack" and not "Back-back". I never convinced her. She is 16 years old. FML

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35226) - you deserved it (15766)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I had to sit patiently at the checkout at work, listening to my own father rant about how the twinkies he was buying were "twice the size back in my day", and how "you could buy a dozen of these suckers for just 10 cents." He didn't stop there. No, he tried to haggle over the price. FML

#18092215
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23215) - you deserved it (2267)

On 10/27/2011 at 9:48pm - work - by Angelica (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

#18086269
543 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12076) - you deserved it (201347)

On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML

#18080621
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13657) - you deserved it (36271)

On 10/26/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by mycedes - United States

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49899) - you deserved it (5507)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML

#17980491
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32175) - you deserved it (3253)

On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69266) - you deserved it (3516)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

#17974807
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53863) - you deserved it (6082)

On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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