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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 January 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9778
  • Number of comments : 396
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About R3TROxLOV3 : I basically have an alarming level of disdain directed towards all of you. Because of this disdain, I feel that roughly 99% of you aren't worth talking to. As such, refrain from messaging me, because I won't answer.

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R3TROxLOV3's favorite FMLs

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML

#8973652
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4805) - you deserved it (54594)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:53pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML

#8889427
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20001) - you deserved it (37740)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML

#8870594
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28927) - you deserved it (2368)

On 03/06/2010 at 2:42pm - love - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I gave a technical presentation to a group of male colleagues. I was surprised by how attentive they were until I went to the washroom and realized that they could see every detail of my nipples through my new shirt. FML

#8673018
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20805) - you deserved it (14301)

On 02/26/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by bun593 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex girlfriend that never moved out. FML

#8631765
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30250) - you deserved it (2551)

On 02/25/2010 at 1:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML

#8400921
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41529) - you deserved it (2542)

On 02/18/2010 at 4:51am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - United States

Today, after 25 years of marriage and 2 children, I was served with divorce papers. It turns out my 51 year old, soon to be ex, has been having an affair with the 24 year old tutor I hired to help our daughter bring her grades up. They are in love and want to start a new family together as soon as possible. FML

#8400921
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41529) - you deserved it (2542)

On 02/18/2010 at 4:51am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - United States

Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML

#7992828
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40527) - you deserved it (3506)

On 02/07/2010 at 11:03pm - love - by Hm (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was the only girl in my lab class. The instructor was learning our names. When he came to me, I went to say "mine will be easy" and it came out as "I'm easy." FML

#7471357
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13851) - you deserved it (28096)

On 01/21/2010 at 9:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

#7450090
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5549) - you deserved it (78491)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got on a treadmill for the first time. I was running at a very high speed. I needed a break but didn't know how to get off. I decided to just let the machine take me to the edge so I could get off. I was thrown off the treadmill and landed with my happy sacks crashing into a dumbbell. FML

#7231973
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6750) - you deserved it (36653)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:17am - health - by King7 (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, I received a phone call from the local utilities company, telling me in essence: "We regret to inform you that your meter was switched, and we have been billing you for an unoccupied unit for the past 15 months. You owe us $1123.28. We apologize for any inconvenience." FML

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

#6937557
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30957) - you deserved it (6952)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML

#6933197
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9733) - you deserved it (45581)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:30am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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