About R3TROxLOV3 : I basically have an alarming level of disdain directed towards all of you. Because of this disdain, I feel that roughly 99% of you aren't worth talking to. As such, refrain from messaging me, because I won't answer.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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R3TROxLOV3's favorite FMLs
by OopsKid / 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm / France / Miscellaneous
by uetlqdja / 05/21/2011 at 11:31am / United States (Texas) / Love
by rioght onnn / 05/20/2011 at 3:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Clueless / 05/14/2011 at 7:35pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
by ali grace / 05/14/2011 at 7:15am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, at work my boss told me I have been late, under-productive, and using up a lot of sick days. He says my job is on the line. My reason for barely showing up at work: I've been on maternity leave for 6 weeks. FML
by Aginsafa / 04/25/2011 at 7:41am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2011 at 6:19am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/08/2011 at 11:30am / United States / Health
by mottephobe / 04/06/2011 at 2:22am / United States (Utah) / Animals
Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML
by RedFace / 04/05/2011 at 10:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Toothy / 04/02/2011 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by dickface / 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by AuraOfJustice / 03/12/2011 at 9:43am / United States / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…