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Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

#18329759
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25960) - you deserved it (4170)

On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

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96 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10818) - you deserved it (39849)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

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423 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29432) - you deserved it (3841)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

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100 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)



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