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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 March 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1007
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About QBGirl123 : Hiii, name's Aqeelah (: 17 years old, USA, Senior in high school. I love FML! Don't be afraid to HMU (:

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Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30553) - you deserved it (89051)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
429 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73634) - you deserved it (7678)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

#17004643
391 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39740) - you deserved it (10803)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52494) - you deserved it (16520)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

#16628583
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49967) - you deserved it (11562)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by gerligrl97 - United States

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

#16609106
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54366) - you deserved it (6842)

On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46406) - you deserved it (11900)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14713) - you deserved it (54588)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38250) - you deserved it (6096)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

#16480333
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43376) - you deserved it (4580)

On 06/03/2011 at 6:17am - intimacy - by peaaaak (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today, I locked myself in the bathroom and started spanking the ferret. I started to get really into it when my dad started pounding on the door and yelled, "Son, that's great staying power, but can you finish up already?" FML

#16068047
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13275) - you deserved it (47229)

On 05/06/2011 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia



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