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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

#14379912
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33424) - you deserved it (12194)

On 12/29/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41050) - you deserved it (4071)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, an antiques dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformed left hand. FML

#14377623
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30030) - you deserved it (2544)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Shepaintsmusic -

Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24100) - you deserved it (5087)

On 12/20/2010 at 1:22am - love - by Me -



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