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About PrincessClairey : Your typical teenage girl (: dyed my hair black as of 8-19-10. I dont eat meat and I HAVEN'T FOR OVER TWO YEARS (:
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I decided to fix my bike and take it for a test ride. Five minutes in, a bee flew into my eye and stung me. In pain, I thought it would be best to go home. I turned around to find a big pitbull running towards me. The dog chased me for a mile before giving up. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Monday 5 October 2015