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Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)
Today, I realized what all the women I've been with have in common: Craigslist. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 12:42pm - love - by depr3ssed (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 9:46am - misc - by bthms - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 8:35am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I peed myself. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 5:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was in the car with my cousin and we saw a family of three. They where all really fat and the lady was holding 2 boxes of pizza. I decided to roll down the window and scream "fatasses" as loud as I could while my cousin drove off. They were going to the same house we were. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by lauris1306 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a big mac, two large fries, a large drink and 1 case of chicken nuggets. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 1:44am - love - by tammy999 (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her no not really. Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 12:38am - health - by lilsis (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 1:21am - misc - by garage - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 1:18am - love - by LivingInSin (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by newniece (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my parents got me a new computer for my birthday. They also took the liberty of throwing out my old computer, with 8 years of photos, videos, music, documents, emails, and bookmarks on it. But that's okay, I had a backup. They threw that out too. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 4:25pm - misc - by computergeek (man) - United States (Georgia)
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