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Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

By losingstreak / Saturday 31 January 2009 20:47 / United States

Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 16 January 2011 05:20 / United States

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 26 November 2010 13:15 / United Kingdom

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 9 September 2010 20:04 / United States

Today, I found out that Whoopi Goldberg was NOT Oprah Winfrey's stage name. I was then laughed at for ages by my co-workers. FML

By MisterMisinformed / Wednesday 1 September 2010 04:30 / Canada