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Pooch321
  • Town/Country : Vienna, Austria
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 February 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 251
  • Number of comments : 0
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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

#14971443
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26814) - you deserved it (14263)

On 02/14/2011 at 8:45am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7417) - you deserved it (44637)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML

#14962241
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26135) - you deserved it (2255)

On 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37841) - you deserved it (8139)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

#14960685
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37307) - you deserved it (2567)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:14pm - love - by Saberwolf (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

#14955015
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40936) - you deserved it (5629)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML

#14954867
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13601) - you deserved it (54997)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

#14952947
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19809) - you deserved it (3923)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by cs - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12835) - you deserved it (57359)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I thought it would be fun to drive into a stack of some empty cardboard boxes on my street. They weren't empty. FML

#14942524
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6126) - you deserved it (48289)

On 02/11/2011 at 11:06pm - money - by 2dumb2drive - United States

Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML

#14930837
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6986) - you deserved it (65204)

On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

#14881975
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49296) - you deserved it (6884)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML

#14862794
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7989) - you deserved it (24128)

On 02/06/2011 at 2:37am - money - by 7rafe7 (man) - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

#14681443
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9206) - you deserved it (36996)

On 01/23/2011 at 12:43am - money - by quarterback (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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