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Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

By quarterback - / Sunday 23 January 2011 05:43 / United States

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 14 February 2011 05:31 / United States

Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 14 February 2011 00:09 / Denmark

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

By Katrina - / Sunday 13 February 2011 22:32 / United States

Today, I got a text from a girl that I've had a crush on for a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agreed and went to the restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from her saying something had come up, so she couldn't make it. As I was walking back to my car, I saw her walk into the same restaurant with another guy. FML

By Saberwolf - / Sunday 13 February 2011 21:14 / United States