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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 17010
  • Number of comments : 2239
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Pleonasm : If you want to play with me on Steam (TF2 mostly), here is my profile:


1. The use of more words than are required to express an idea; redundancy.
2. A superfluous word or phrase.

You're seeing this profile with your own eyes.

I enjoy reading the FMLs on this site, and especially the comments, which I see as an elaboration, an improvisation on the original post that allows me to get a greater laugh out of the posts.
So I enjoy commenting in the hopes that someone, somewhere found them funny and managed to get a little something more out of the post as I do.

I like all people that put effort into good quality comments, whether funny or enlightening.

I speak french and play the guitar: My muscial influences are Jason Becker and Marty Friedman.

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Pleonasm's favorite FMLs

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML


I agree, your life sucks (78049) - you deserved it (780212)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


I agree, your life sucks (1231067) - you deserved it (136487)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML


I agree, your life sucks (81395) - you deserved it (455191)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML


I agree, your life sucks (824970) - you deserved it (90570)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37282) - you deserved it (472166)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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