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About Pleonasm : If you want to play with me on Steam (TF2 mostly), here is my profile: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056496552/
1. The use of more words than are required to express an idea; redundancy.
2. A superfluous word or phrase.
You're seeing this profile with your own eyes.
I enjoy reading the FMLs on this site, and especially the comments, which I see as an elaboration, an improvisation on the original post that allows me to get a greater laugh out of the posts.
So I enjoy commenting in the hopes that someone, somewhere found them funny and managed to get a little something more out of the post as I do.
I like all people that put effort into good quality comments, whether funny or enlightening.
I speak french and play the guitar: My muscial influences are Jason Becker and Marty Friedman.
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One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML that was successfully published on the website. This makes you an exceptional human being.
How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Friday 17 April 2015