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Pleonasm

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Pleonasm

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Pleonasm
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 17222
  • Number of comments : 2241
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Pleonasm : If you want to play with me on Steam (TF2 mostly), here is my profile: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056496552/

Ple·o·nasm:

1. The use of more words than are required to express an idea; redundancy.
2. A superfluous word or phrase.

You're seeing this profile with your own eyes.

I enjoy reading the FMLs on this site, and especially the comments, which I see as an elaboration, an improvisation on the original post that allows me to get a greater laugh out of the posts.
So I enjoy commenting in the hopes that someone, somewhere found them funny and managed to get a little something more out of the post as I do.

I like all people that put effort into good quality comments, whether funny or enlightening.

I speak french and play the guitar: My muscial influences are Jason Becker and Marty Friedman.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You subsequently gave feedback by commenting on an FML that you’d submitted and was published.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML that was successfully published on the website. This makes you an exceptional human being.

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Pleonasm's favorite FMLs

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1024 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78762) - you deserved it (785170)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1240129) - you deserved it (137732)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
1019 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82451) - you deserved it (460359)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
799 comments

I agree, your life sucks (830184) - you deserved it (91069)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37639) - you deserved it (475575)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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