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Platoon18
  • Town/Country : Guelph, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 December 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 2126
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

#4243
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I agree, your life sucks (24943) - you deserved it (1913)

On 01/31/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by toosmall - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML

#1883
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20397) - you deserved it (9482)

On 01/20/2009 at 11:52am - love - by jobless - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399
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I agree, your life sucks (8189) - you deserved it (37348)

On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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