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Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

By Noname / Friday 16 January 2009 23:19 / Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 8 April 2009 04:03 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because apparently I need to "grow up". He is the one who plays excesive Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML

By phreshrice - / Tuesday 7 April 2009 21:41 / United States

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

By riappp - / Wednesday 25 February 2009 15:31 / United States

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

By lifesucks4me / Monday 23 February 2009 12:51 / United States