Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Platoon18

Search for a member

Platoon18

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 December 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2238
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Platoon18 : ...

Platoon18's page activity

Visits<b>magconunicorns</b> - the 05/27/2014 at 11:59pm<b>haroldedward</b> - the 12/05/2013 at 6:13pm<b>squierocker</b> - the 09/15/2013 at 12:08pm<b>sarcasticbear</b> - the 07/20/2013 at 2:26pm<b>kittenproblems</b> - the 04/10/2013 at 7:07pm<b>mcr1211</b> - the 04/06/2013 at 9:56am<b>luebbe</b> - the 01/28/2013 at 1:48am

Platoon18's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Platoon18's favorite FMLs

Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

#874593
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106328) - you deserved it (8821)

On 04/08/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by intranator (man) - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML

#864226
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61964) - you deserved it (5637)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:03am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because apparently I need to "grow up". He is the one who plays excesive Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML

#856956
467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58990) - you deserved it (20195)

On 04/07/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by phreshrice (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

#132176
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20902) - you deserved it (37540)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

#132176
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20902) - you deserved it (37540)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

#132176
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20902) - you deserved it (37540)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

#132176
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20902) - you deserved it (37540)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

#132176
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20902) - you deserved it (37540)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

#132176
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20902) - you deserved it (37540)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

#112335
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (143196) - you deserved it (11818)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with "Who the hell are you?" FML

#24685
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36540) - you deserved it (3940)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:59am - misc - by ADD (man) - Bulgaria (Grad Sofiya)

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

#24461
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14382) - you deserved it (27234)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:59am - misc - by Crog (man) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML

#9051
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55156) - you deserved it (8245)

On 02/05/2009 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Barrel - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

#6517
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6338) - you deserved it (45842)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by j0natron (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML

#5431
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53309) - you deserved it (9205)

On 02/02/2009 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Illinois)



Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML
  • So, have you ordered it? Have you got it? No? Yes? Do you know any idea of what I'm talking about? OK, for the normal people, I'm talking about the new iPhone 6. Apparently, it came out today. I'm not…

Friday 19 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: