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Peacewind

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 July 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1276
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Peacewind : My day is great because you had a shitty one.

Earlee, the earless Japanese rabbit, is peering into your soul...

Peacewind's page activity

Visits<b>BlackHawkSavior</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 11:29pm<b>lizzy9147</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 7:55am<b>nerdtron430</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 4:43pm<b>JennAlien</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 2:02pm<b>pandabear10201</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 10:45pm<b>aspenmoon</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 1:51am<b>kelseysking</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 11:54pm<b>sweetestbitcheva</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 10:17am<b>threer</b> - the 02/16/2014 at 8:14pm<b>cosicosei</b> - the 10/16/2013 at 12:53am<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 06/21/2013 at 1:56pm<b>mrahhhhh</b> - the 08/22/2011 at 10:38pm<b>missalice0306</b> - the 08/22/2011 at 7:31pm<b>whyXD</b> - the 07/15/2011 at 12:35am<b>raphanne</b> - the 07/14/2011 at 7:41pm<b></b> - the 01/10/2011 at 11:00pm<b>gossip_girl12</b> - the 12/07/2010 at 10:46pm<b>CloudEnvy</b> - the 09/23/2010 at 3:34pm

Fucked!<b>BlackHawkSavior</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 5:29am

Peacewind's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Peacewind's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

by Anonymous / 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm / United States / Kids

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

by nomorecookies / 08/06/2011 at 1:53am / United States (Missouri) / Transportation

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

by jshi8 / 08/04/2011 at 10:35am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML

by whatnot / 08/04/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health

Today, I was brushing my teeth. As a bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spit a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML

by toothpastecat / 05/13/2011 at 11:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

by 1337fade / 04/07/2011 at 1:19am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

by lizzy1843 / 01/26/2011 at 9:48am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

by person / 12/26/2010 at 12:59pm / Jordan (Amman Governorate) / Health

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

by person / 12/26/2010 at 12:59pm / Jordan (Amman Governorate) / Health

Today, I found out that the woman I'm currently dating used to be a man. FML

by swindstorm / 12/06/2010 at 7:24am / Intimacy