About Peacewind
My day is great because you had a shitty one. Earlee, the earless Japanese rabbit, is peering into your soul...
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Peacewind's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    200%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    13,000%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    6,400%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    1%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    1%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    3%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    26%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    800%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    12%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    0%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    23%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Peacewind's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

By 1337fade - / Thursday 7 April 2011 05:19 / Denmark

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

By nomorecookies / Saturday 6 August 2011 05:53 / United States

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 February 2011 21:29 / United States

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

By failed - / Wednesday 23 February 2011 10:06 / Switzerland

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

By Smokey9 / Monday 25 July 2011 15:12 / United States