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PandaSmile's favorite FMLs
Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML
by Hannah / 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by workaholic / 02/15/2012 at 6:09am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 12:18am / United States / Love
by Silver_Samurai / 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm / Netherlands / Work
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by unknown52 / 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Health
Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
by furryballoon / 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by BadFather / 11/21/2011 at 1:23am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML
by copshop / 11/10/2011 at 6:40am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm / United States / Kids
- Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his… Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was… Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me…