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PandaSmile

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  • Number of visits : 5820
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About PandaSmile : PS3: PandaSmilexD

3DS: 4957-2820-6096

I also have a vast collection of plaid shirts and swatch watches, which is fun.

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PandaSmile's favorite FMLs

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

#19282725
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7714) - you deserved it (32748)

On 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by StinkyandStupid - United States

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

#19214836
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21103) - you deserved it (26592)

On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

#19085877
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28214) - you deserved it (2352)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

#19083975
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20052) - you deserved it (2521)

On 02/15/2012 at 6:09am - animals - by workaholic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

#19082479
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24309) - you deserved it (5112)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a technical skill test as a nurse. My objective was to help the patient defecate, but my opening sentence came out as: "Hello, I'm Jan. I'm here to help you take a shit." FML

#19030539
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20614) - you deserved it (9297)

On 02/08/2012 at 10:24pm - work - by Silver_Samurai (man) - Netherlands

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42969) - you deserved it (4398)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19926) - you deserved it (39175)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11003) - you deserved it (87419)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43219) - you deserved it (3240)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30141) - you deserved it (5247)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34298) - you deserved it (6021)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered my wife and I have referred to our two-year-old as 'cutie' or 'beautiful' so many times she won't respond to her own name. FML

#18304597
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11933) - you deserved it (37772)

On 11/21/2011 at 1:23am - kids - by BadFather (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26797) - you deserved it (7949)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

#18208389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14592) - you deserved it (31196)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)



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