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PandaSmile
  • Town/Country : Brighton, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4435
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About PandaSmile : PS3: PandaSmilexD

3DS: 4957-2820-6096

I also have a vast collection of plaid shirts and swatch watches, which is fun.

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Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

#121869
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18765) - you deserved it (47324)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML

#115273
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17178) - you deserved it (38272)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML

#98972
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10928) - you deserved it (65875)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:19pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML

#94383
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9114) - you deserved it (49392)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:34am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I accompanied some friends to sign up for a gym. When we got there, the guy handed me a form, too. I said, "Oh, I'm not signing up." He replied, "Out of all of you, you need it the most." He then said he was also a nutritionist, and offered a consultation. FML

#46035
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27433) - you deserved it (9150)

On 02/15/2009 at 8:56am - misc - by charpanda007 (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML

#43166
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31830) - you deserved it (4558)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by MLS (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

#13539
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13832) - you deserved it (23184)

On 02/07/2009 at 3:43pm - misc - by Snow (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML

#7876
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14327) - you deserved it (28887)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:44am - health - by Harejordan (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

#6752
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27095) - you deserved it (26281)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML

#6446
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35980) - you deserved it (6648)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by ally (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML

#4642
52 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 10:48am - intimacy - by nicknack22 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my cat, who is very 'don't-ever-touch-me', jumped up next to me as if she wanted to be stroked. In reality, she wanted to share a hellish fart. I need a new cat. FML

#4464
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14683) - you deserved it (3719)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35923) - you deserved it (13031)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6167) - you deserved it (36067)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

#3333
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8206) - you deserved it (31208)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)



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