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Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML
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On 01/20/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by mainche - Sent from mobile version
Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML
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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)
Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Tom - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)
Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML
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On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML
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On 01/01/2009 at 12:23am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML
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On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML
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On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version
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