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Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML
by Menareidiots / 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by shilpajayseanfan / 02/24/2009 at 8:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML
by catfish / 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML
by Noname / 02/21/2009 at 8:19pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
by Noname / 02/21/2009 at 2:34am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, I accompanied some friends to sign up for a gym. When we got there, the guy handed me a form, too. I said, "Oh, I'm not signing up." He replied, "Out of all of you, you need it the most." He then said he was also a nutritionist, and offered a consultation. FML
by charpanda007 / 02/15/2009 at 8:56am / Hong Kong / Health
by MLS / 02/14/2009 at 6:19pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Snow / 02/07/2009 at 3:43pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Harejordan / 02/04/2009 at 11:44am / United States (California) / Health
by kprice6 / 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by ally / 02/03/2009 at 2:34pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by nicknack22 / 02/01/2009 at 10:48am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by pretty princess / 02/01/2009 at 3:55am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by ayw329 / 01/31/2009 at 8:51am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
by jf29 / 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals