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PandaSmile
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8690
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About PandaSmile : I play way too many video games when I should be pretending to be an adult.

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TODAY , I WAS AT THE BEACH WALKING ON THE BOARDWALK WITHOUT A SHRT ON. TWO CUTE GRLS R WALKING WAY AND I DECIDE TO TRY AND IMPRES THEM BY FLEXING ABS. WHILE I FLEXD THEM , I ACCIDENTALLY LET A FART OUT THAT EVERYONE HERED. EVERYBODY , INCLUDING THE GRLS , LAUGHD HYSTERICALLY AT ME. FML

#852008
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13140) - you deserved it (75279)

On 04/07/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by gotmon3y (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah patient, a chubby little grl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 yrs old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother giving a look of shock and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML

#810439
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52342) - you deserved it (18869)

On 04/05/2009 at 12:25am - kids - by Shnur (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my bast friand and I cama homa from Japan. Har boyfriand and I hava baan having an affair bafora I laft so I dacidd to tall him sha was coming with ma. Wa just got off tha plana and got a bita to aat, ha was waiting fir ma so ha could proposa, my bast friand was standing naxt to ma. maga FML

#786333
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16002) - you deserved it (203984)

On 04/03/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by C0olgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I left the iron an ironing board in my room . While I was at school, my mom decidd to do some ironing, an did it in my room 4 convenience . The iron needd water, so she took a water bottle from my dresser an pourd it in . It was my secret vodka stash, an the iron caught on fire . FML

#782957
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22371) - you deserved it (72631)

On 04/03/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by healey16 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked , I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband , disoriented from sleeping , cummed running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML

Today, I got on an elevator wit a woman and er cild. I was te first one on. Wen se stepped on, te capacity alarm went off. As se left se told er daugter tat's y fat people souldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. Se was twice ma size. I got called fat by a ippopotamus. FML

#721846
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (182839) - you deserved it (12305)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I saw a spider in mah bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decidd to bring mah dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider fir me . Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and mah dog was bit . The dog killd the spider . The spider killd mah dog . FML

#674037
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79551) - you deserved it (165453)

On 03/29/2009 at 1:04am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

2day I was enjoying last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundred of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around an bending over. My friend took picture an bloody tampon string was hanging out thehole time. real FML

#470055
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33575) - you deserved it (88175)

On 03/19/2009 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by LindseyS (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today I slept over at mah friend's house but forgot mah glasses. When I woke up in the morning I came out of his room and forcefully kicked wat I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

#459087
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29477) - you deserved it (107955)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WENT TO MAH FRIEND'S HOUSE. WHILE SHE WENT TO THE KITCHEN, I NOTICED A LITTLE PINK PASTRY ON HER DESK. IT LOOKED REALLY GOOD, SO I DECIDED TO TAKE A BITE BEFORE SHE GOT BACK. AS I BIT INTO IT, A SIZZLING NOISE STARTED, AND FOAM OVERFLOWED IN MAH MOUTH. IT WAS A BATH BOMB. FML

#458793
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10264) - you deserved it (91551)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by skywayavenue (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , while I was out to eat , I was approachd by the restaurant manager !! He told me that while he respectd mah personal choices , his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who usd to be a man using the women's restroom !! He thought I was a transsexual !! I am a naturally-born female !! FML

#424816
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (355476) - you deserved it (33510)

On 03/17/2009 at 9:24pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today , I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid fir a wedding in June. It's mah mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

#400930
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (203308) - you deserved it (16911)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:41pm - animals - by Noname - United States (California)

Today my mother called me an told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital 4 the smallest things. So I was a smart ass an asked "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently she does. real FML

#398759
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22904) - you deserved it (93772)

On 03/16/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by cannabis_this420 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I cummd home a day after my birthday , and was greetd by my motherho told me ( oh I have birthday present fir you. ) She explaind that she and my father went on a hike , and handd me my present. I got a F*ing stick fir my birthday. fat FML

#316812
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81055) - you deserved it (5699)

On 03/14/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Maryland)



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