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PandaSmile
  • Town/Country : Brighton, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4393
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About PandaSmile : PS3: PandaSmilexD

3DS: 4957-2820-6096

I also have a vast collection of plaid shirts and swatch watches, which is fun.

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Today, a man came up to me and asked for a $50 bill in change? Being a good man i said "sure." I gave him the change and he gave me the $50 bill. As I walk into starbucks to buy a coffee, I handed the casheir my fifty dollar bill, she called the cops. It was counterfeit. FML

#1611269
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42622) - you deserved it (19407)

On 05/03/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by supermanj76 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 6 year old granddaughter was sitting on my lap playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die can I have that one?" FML

#1579657
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51286) - you deserved it (2848)

On 05/03/2009 at 12:16am - kids - by itswhateverr (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She reffered to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergancy bedrest by my doctor. FML

#1475224
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60350) - you deserved it (4080)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:03pm - misc - by prego (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I hinted at getting it on towards my wife (it's been 2 weeks since we last did). She answered with "no I'm to tired", within 2 minutes she said, "I'm gonna go use the treadmill". She got all hot and sweaty for about 30 minutes, but it was with the treadmill. FML

#1224037
137 comments

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On 04/22/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by tripb101 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML

#1214508
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69809) - you deserved it (3964)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by RockedSystem - United States (Alabama)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
180 comments

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On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML

#1182028
639 comments

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On 04/21/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club pointing to the woman. It was his mother. FML

#1146532
94 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by SuperBunny (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

#1131048
189 comments

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On 04/19/2009 at 8:17pm - animals - by yuckspider (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML

#1050396
119 comments

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On 04/17/2009 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

#1033363
307 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML

#1021558
107 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by shiftybizniss - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
663 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

#896114
405 comments

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On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

#852008
114 comments

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On 04/07/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by gotmon3y (man) - United States (Maryland)



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