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PandaLoverXD
  • Town/Country : Houston, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 November 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 543
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29356) - you deserved it (2573) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

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170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32508) - you deserved it (2443)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

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238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21680) - you deserved it (6488)

On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13639) - you deserved it (24412)

On 01/21/2012 at 12:47am - love - by Reliena (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24291) - you deserved it (2866)

On 01/14/2012 at 8:34am - misc - by katie876 (woman) - United States

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

#18765651
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12360) - you deserved it (47150)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML

#18754644
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25150) - you deserved it (2075)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:08am - love - by rook - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML

#18210187
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45817) - you deserved it (3343)

On 11/10/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Nicoli - United States (Washington)

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

#17973250
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31410) - you deserved it (8858)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15138) - you deserved it (332973)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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