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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 March 1993 (23 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 2626
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - 18 hours ago<b>slapstick1982</b> - 24 hours ago<b>benjamin03</b> - yesterday at 4:57pm<b>tengo</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 11:36am<b>Mons</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 5:39am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 6:41pm<b>hallieee</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 3:59am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 5:21pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 4:52pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 4:11am<b>Robby2448</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 6:29pm<b>El_Mojiiito</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 7:37am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 6:20pm<b>Nick_Pat91</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 2:44pm<b>thejatz</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 11:59am<b>eski2015</b> - the 06/07/2016 at 9:50pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 10:09pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 8:54pm

Fucked!<b>benjamin03</b> - yesterday at 10:57pm<b>Mons</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 11:39am<b>El_Mojiiito</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 5:22pm<b>Robby2448</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 11:10pm<b>thejatz</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 5:59pm<b>eski2015</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 3:50am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 9:02pm<b>tengo</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 8:48pm<b>delilablue95</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 6:28am<b>MrErazo</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 2:57pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 11:58pm<b>savagetitan</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 10:07pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 5:51am<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 3:15pm<b>badcompanycali</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 4:44am<b>Texas125</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 1:45am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 8:55am<b>YouThatReadWrong</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 10:08pm

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PaigeLeeAnn11's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

by sick of this shit / 03/12/2016 at 8:33am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

by Gassy / 09/21/2015 at 10:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML

by Anonymous / 08/15/2015 at 5:32am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML

by Why Me / 08/12/2015 at 9:50am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I overheard my wife telling my mother-in-law I was diagnosed with a learning disability earlier this week. She replied, "I always knew he was a retard. Why did you ever marry that idiot?" All my wife did was mutter "I don't know." FML

by Anonymous / 06/04/2015 at 5:08am / Maldives (Maale) / Miscellaneous

Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML

by Anonymous / 05/29/2015 at 11:51pm / Australia / Kids

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

by roadie42 / 05/24/2015 at 11:15pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals

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Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

by Anonymous / 01/23/2015 at 9:58am / United States / Love

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

by Mr_snuggels / 12/24/2014 at 3:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

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Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

by fuck / 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm / Norway (Buskerud) / Health

Today, I'm old enough to be looking at houses to buy, but not old enough to get past the idea that they might be affordable because they're haunted. FML

by boo / 11/16/2014 at 10:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML

by how about never? / 10/19/2014 at 7:22am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend gave his penis a high five for not getting me pregnant. He does this every time I get my period. Every. Single. Time. FML

by highfive / 10/16/2014 at 9:27pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML

by Anonymous / 10/04/2014 at 10:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

by cat lady / 08/30/2014 at 7:56am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals