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Ozotorka
  • Town/Country : Prince George, British Columbia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 April 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 7580
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11487) - you deserved it (24419)

On 12/20/2009 at 7:26pm - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41593) - you deserved it (3791)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: "the cat is sad." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48568) - you deserved it (7739)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:07pm - love - by Ames (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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