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Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML

#54782
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71521) - you deserved it (3931)

On 02/16/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Elmo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked past a man handing out miniature Bibles on my way to class. He handed me one, commenting "here, you look like you need this." FML

#8842
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25063) - you deserved it (4665)

On 02/04/2009 at 8:18pm - misc - by Michigan (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML

#1483
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13527) - you deserved it (24898)

On 01/17/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by ishweta56 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9223) - you deserved it (39823)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

#769
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39491) - you deserved it (6158)

On 01/01/2009 at 12:23am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47519) - you deserved it (7032)

On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

#399
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26578) - you deserved it (9515)

On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version



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