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Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom . After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

#3428912
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69632) - you deserved it (2743)

On 07/02/2009 at 3:34pm - misc - by daRN (man) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today.. . I loggd on to MSN fir the frst time in a month . In under 10 minutes.. . I found out that my little sister had changd my screen name to Jake the Weiner.. . told my friend that he should "suck my d***" and sent an email to all my contacts declaring my love fir my best friend . FML

#3390593
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46165) - you deserved it (5984)

On 07/01/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Jake (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah mom had a talk with me while mah dad was out . She said to stop using her lotion fir mah masturbation sessions . I asked her how long did she know . She replied with, "Ever since we putted up that camera in the living room fir burglars, where u happen to watch yur porn." FML

#3354281
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25833) - you deserved it (45903)

On 06/30/2009 at 12:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I called ma Dad to wis im appy birtday. Te pone was disconnected... so I called ma sister to see wat looool is cell was. Se ten informed me tat our Dad was in jail 4 selling srooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML

#3332242
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51334) - you deserved it (3008)

On 06/29/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by shroomda (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, ma friend told me tat semen was inflammable. Later at nigt I jacked off into a sock and ten, excitedly, tried to lit te sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very muc inflammable. Naked, I sook ma sock in te air so it looool would extinguis wile ma semen splased out all over ma room. mega FML

#3262847
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9790) - you deserved it (119354)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by notinflammable (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML

#3196366
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39024) - you deserved it (5666)

On 06/25/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around an decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked an led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

#3055802
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20914) - you deserved it (51750)

On 06/20/2009 at 8:11am - misc - by DuckyKiller (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

TODAY, I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH MY BEST FRIEND WHO LIVES OUT OF TOWN . HE WAS STRANGELY QUIET . LATER THAT DAY I ASKD HIM WHY HE DIDN'T TALK MUCH . HE ADMITTD HE WAS JACKING OFF TO THE SOUND OF MY VOICE . FML

#2975022
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53629) - you deserved it (4626)

On 06/17/2009 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by automaticfail_00 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the cafeteriahen I noticed a new worker cleaning a table!! As I passed her, she looked up an smiled at me!! Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes an smiled back!! She looked hurt an continued working!! Later, she served me my lunch!! She was actually cross-eyed!!

#2774700
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13274) - you deserved it (69343)

On 06/10/2009 at 3:42pm - work - by crosseyed (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today I Asked My Mom If I Could Join My Friends In Getting Lessons In Self Defense. My Mom Told Me That I Didn't Need Them Because My Face Was A Better Weapon To Repel Anyone. FML

#2492711
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65182) - you deserved it (4914)

On 06/01/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today , I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour!! I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car!! It hit mine!! I need a new headlight!! FML

#2392986
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18157) - you deserved it (42862)

On 05/28/2009 at 11:41pm - misc - by danyelicindereli (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I was driving in car with daughter,ho was eating a nutri-grain bar. After ahile she holds out her hand saying , looool ( It's on finger! I don't wanna eat it! ) I pick up the little piece of nutri-grain filling an putted it in mouth , only to realize it was a large booger. FML

#2211360
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40669) - you deserved it (24963)

On 05/23/2009 at 2:10pm - kids - by nutrigrain123 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was sitting at my collaga campus, thara wara good looking girls all around ma an I was trying to catch thair aya an smila, latting tham know I'm availabla. A buttarfly flaw by ma an I scraamd. FML

#2123826
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16924) - you deserved it (58111)

On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I woke up to a hand rubbing mah very erect penis , an a woman's peppermint breath in mah ear!! "Mom?" I called out instinctively , recalling how she alway smell like peppermint!! The hand stopped rubbing , an I turned to face mah very disgusted looking grlfriend of three years!! FML

#2005903
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28958) - you deserved it (86158)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, looool I finisd my SAT an was feeling pretty good about it. I decidd to turn on my pone, since it was on silent. As te guy was collecting our tests, my pone vibratd a little. My score was cancelld. It was a text from my mom reminding me to turn off my pone. FML

#1563440
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19571) - you deserved it (79213)

On 05/02/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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