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Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML
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On 04/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by alopez1994 -
Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I realised that what I had thought was my dad's default state for the past 17 years is actually his drunken state. FML
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On 04/19/2011 at 5:50am - misc - by Violet (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML
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On 03/17/2011 at 6:00am - work - by Peppermint (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went to see the doctor about my asthma. Apparently I don't have asthma, and instead I came back with anemia, coeliac, diabetes, and a counselor. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 12:41pm - health - by poorly (woman) - United Kingdom (Rotherham)
Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 10:47am - kids - by Waffle -
Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for 'the trouble' I caused. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 12:36am - work - by Cashier (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went to a haunted show restaurant. I needed the toilet badly, but they were inside the building, which could only be gotten to via a ghost train. The footage of me peeing myself in terror on the train was played on a big screen inside, in front of a crowd of onlookers. FML
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On 02/19/2011 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
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On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML
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Today, I was so lonely, I wound up talking for two hours to the creep who calls my number every Friday night and makes creepy obscene breathing noises on the other end of the phone. Turns out he's a better listener than my husband. FML
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On 02/19/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML
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On 02/18/2011 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by afafakfhsg (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
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