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NothernNightmare

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About NothernNightmare : shhhh, can you hear that? that's the sound of me not caring.

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Today, I Discovered How Pathetically Introverted I Amhen During A Car Ride With My Family, I Said, "I Really Like This Song" An My Parents Gasped Because They Didn't Realize I Was In The Back Seat. And I'm Thier Only Child. FML

#20005160
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26604) - you deserved it (2185)

On 08/06/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by mississippi123 - United States (California)

Today,hile attempting the Italian Chandelier with my girlfriend, I heard a popping noise, and then had a sharp pain in my dick. Turns out I "broke" it. Instead of calling 911 immediately, my girlfriend remarked how my now black and blue penis looked like a Smurf. FML

#20003323
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28823) - you deserved it (6025)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Taday a guy said to ma , "I'd raally lova to saa that smila back at mah placa." Trying to ba cuta , I askad him if ha was singla. Ha rapliad with , "No , but I am a dantist. I could dafinitaly fix that crossbita." FML

#20003299
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23014) - you deserved it (3036)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:23am - health - by wut (woman) - United States

Today, My Mom's Intense Fear Of Tornadoes Caused Her To Break Into The Bathroom, Drag Me Off The Toilet While I Was Changing My Tampon, And Drag Me To The Basement With My Pants Around My Ankles To Join My Father, Brother, And My Brother's Best Friend. FML

#20002813
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33805) - you deserved it (1712)

On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

Today, my 15-year-old son beggd me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

#20002664
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21783) - you deserved it (6399)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

I learnd that when you hear a bump in the night, it's best not to check yur parents' room. Some things cannot be unseen. FML

#20001682
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14816) - you deserved it (19251)

On 08/04/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by alyssabree42 - United States (Oregon)

Today , after waking up , I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimatd mah strength , and the whole thing splashd all over mah face. A few moment later , mah dad staggerd in , lookd at me in disgust , and said , "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML

#20000538
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17215) - you deserved it (9640)

On 08/03/2012 at 3:28pm - misc - by squeltorey (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discoverd that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup . How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and rd stilettos in it . Oh, and the stilettos r his size, in case u were wondering . FML

#19999762
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30290) - you deserved it (2650)

On 08/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by SingleAgain (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realizd that fir the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priestho refusd to stop praying aloud, and an old manho wantd to tell me the story of how the toothpick cummd to be. FML

#19998370
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22719) - you deserved it (2016)

On 08/02/2012 at 12:30pm - misc - by skrillexblewme - United States

Today, mah daughter discoverd that her Venus Fly Trap will eat pieces of rippd-up scrap paper. Also today, I discoverd that mah daughter can't tell the difference between scrap paper an mah monthly paycheck. FML

#19998217
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26947) - you deserved it (2509)

On 08/02/2012 at 10:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw the grl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She wavd, an without thinking, I honkd my horn in response. Her horse buckd her off. FML

#19997037
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22860) - you deserved it (15662)

On 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today... I discovered that the only reason mah husband is taking yoga classes with me is cuz he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML

#19996058
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33981) - you deserved it (5922)

On 08/01/2012 at 5:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday mah sister and I were watching the Olympics . Michael Phelp was on the screen, and I was thinking how hot he is looool . My sister commentd on how he looks so much lyk our brother . I can never look at either of them the same way ever again . FML

#19995813
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23880) - you deserved it (3690)

On 08/01/2012 at 1:51am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet !! She said, ( If your looool so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father cuz I've already banged four guys !! ) FML

#19995628
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59057) - you deserved it (10927)

On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today , as I sat down for flight , I realised that the passenger I had to sit next to for the next seven hours was wearing a necklace made from tampon packaging. FML

#19995117
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22442) - you deserved it (1763)

On 07/31/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by lotd - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)



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