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NoWayLady
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Tyria
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1538
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About NoWayLady : I read FML when I'm blue, red and in between, which would make me purple if you think about it.

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Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML

#13012343
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20906) - you deserved it (8169)

On 09/12/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by ewmomew (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

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95 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 3:45pm - love - by CreepedOut (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML

#12095964
118 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 1:06am - health - by one_BAMF - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

#12027756
209 comments

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On 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm - love - by highlandgirl10 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

#12027756
209 comments

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On 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm - love - by highlandgirl10 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML

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205 comments

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On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML

#9645798
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On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)

Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML

#9645798
156 comments

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On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

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127 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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139 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by ugh - United States

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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229 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by watersport (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was telling a new friend of mine about my boyfriend. I told her his name and where he is from. She interrupted me and says "Yeah drives a big white truck, rides dirt bikes?! I dated him two years ago!" This guy and I have dated for four years. FML

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107 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 8:26pm - love - by WhiteLiar (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

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155 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by AwwChute (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to the hospital to get my ingrown toenail removed. The doctors put me on a little surgery table and told me to relax. They then injected anesthetic into my toe four times and used a pair of scissors to slowly cut through my nail. Only, the anesthetic hadn't started to work just yet. FML

#8474571
151 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 10:13am - health - by papertrains (woman) - Singapore

Today, I found out why my boyfriend wouldn't answer his phone last night. He was hanging out with our mutual friend all night. She had been texting me all night about what great sex she was having. My boyfriend was the only person there besides her brother. FML

#7906309
139 comments

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