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by Nxydolli / 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm / United Kingdom (Durham) / Geek
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by Albert06 / 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm / France / Love
Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML
by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 12:18am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
by Katrina / 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 12:20am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/30/2010 at 10:23am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
by Tai / 10/31/2010 at 9:30am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Stephie2009 / 10/30/2010 at 2:33am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I flashed my boobs at my boyfriend's boss. My boyfriend was wearing tan pants and a black sweater. His boss was wearing black pants and a tan sweater. From 100 feet away they looked the same until my boyfriend came behind me wanting to know what I was doing. FML
by Anonymous / 10/21/2010 at 1:33pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I had a nice, open chat with my mother. I accidentally let slip that I'm a nymphomaniac. She accidentally let slip that my dad is bad in bed. I don't think either of us will be chatting so openly for awhile. FML
by ewmomew / 09/12/2010 at 12:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was… Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready.… Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen…