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NoWayLady
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Tyria
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 1547
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About NoWayLady : I read FML when I'm blue, red and in between, which would make me purple if you think about it.

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Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet shih tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML

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On 07/18/2011 at 3:40pm - work - by StudMuffinette (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet shih tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML

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On 07/18/2011 at 3:40pm - work - by StudMuffinette (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

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On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

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352 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

#17010843
704 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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256 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

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On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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215 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm - love - by hatelife - United States (Ohio)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

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On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML

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On 06/10/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by henry feingold - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

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332 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

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343 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

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295 comments

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On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)



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