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NoWayLady

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4958
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About NoWayLady : I read FML when I'm blue, red and in between, which would make me purple if you think about it.

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NoWayLady's favorite FMLs

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

by Menareidiots / 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

by rexob / 02/04/2009 at 10:51am / United States (California) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

by epistaxis / 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

by karma / 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

by buddy / 01/26/2009 at 9:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

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by Donezoo / 01/07/2009 at 9:28pm / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

by / 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm / Kids