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  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About NoWayLady : I read FML when I'm blue, red and in between, which would make me purple if you think about it.

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YESTERDAY, I FOUND MAH BOYFRIEND MAKING OUT WITH MAH MOM . FML

#7490494
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65829) - you deserved it (4243)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Taday mah boyfriend and I decidd to have a little "fun" in our secludd backyard. It was only after we had finishd that we noticd the three little girls,ho live next door, jumping up and down on thier trampoline, with thier mouths wide open. FML

Today, I gave mah wife her anniversary card. She started to giggle then walked in our bedroom and came back with the exact same card from last year. This is the second time I've done this. FML

#6881233
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8503) - you deserved it (30867)

On 12/22/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by todayJman03 (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today , I went to see a play. I'm pregnant , so I always ned to pee. At intermission , I ran to use the bathroom , but there was a really long line. I askd the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She respondd , ( You don't look looool pregnant! ) , and lecturd me about lying while I ped mah pants. FML

#6737603
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38427) - you deserved it (2646)

On 12/13/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by justine (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I lerened explosive diarrhea is real !! I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket !! 10 feet in.!! !! liquid poo started spewing down mah pants legs !! 150 feet to go !! I ran !! It ran !! They watched !! After 15 minutes of cleaning.!! !! I slunk out !! Now.!! !! I have to fine a new market.!! !! maybe a new town !! FML

#6433881
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38966) - you deserved it (2964)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Yesterday , I Realizd Why Mah 50 Year Old Dad's 30 Something Girlfriend Lookd So Familiar . She Is In All Mah Parents Wedding Photos.. . As The Flower Girl . FML

#6348430
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43503) - you deserved it (1919)

On 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm - misc - by usmcgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today I Found Out That Mah Mother Cheated On Mah Father . It Turns Out She Had A Drunken One Night Stand With The Manager Of The Restaurant That Mah Parents Own And That I Work At . The Same Manager I Have Been Secretly Sleeping With For Over Six Months . FML

#6268491
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26153) - you deserved it (9286)

On 11/12/2009 at 1:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two yeres fir his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come cuz I am seven months pregnant an flying is dangerous in the thrd trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids.

#6210144
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76149) - you deserved it (6012)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States

Today, I drove three an a half hours to surprise mah long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three an a half hours away trying to surprise me. fat FML

#6153235
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43938) - you deserved it (7413)

On 11/04/2009 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house coverd with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opend the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML

#6005741
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30762) - you deserved it (2271)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Shobz (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Taday I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower , I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower , instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower , making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

#5974378
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33953) - you deserved it (8867)

On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah wife came home from work early and told me she'd been frd. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML

#5814058
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27553) - you deserved it (1969)

On 10/13/2009 at 9:45am - intimacy - by LOLCATS (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I Was Sitting Around A Bonfre When An Ember Landed On Mah Crotch. Without Thinking, I Quickly Slapped At It And Hit Myself Square In The Nuts. FML

#5655008
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12449) - you deserved it (36131)

On 10/05/2009 at 12:16am - health - by Painful (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found a video camera behind a plant in my bedroom. My husband uses it to video tape himself having sex, with another woman. FML

#5429475
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34166) - you deserved it (2140)

On 09/23/2009 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I MET BOYFRIEND'S MOTHER 4 THE FRST TIME. SHE GREETED US HOLDING A BABY, AND I TOLD HER HOW CUTE HER SON WAS. SHE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS HER GRANDSON. TURNS OUT BOYFRIEND IS THE FATHER. WE'RE 16. BIG FAT FML

#5106151
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52896) - you deserved it (3938)

On 09/07/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Notyourstepmom - United States (Nevada)



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