About Nicollexoxo1114 : So like I'm Nicolle, I'm 13 and live on Long Island. I'm a vegatarian. My favorite bands are Asking Alexandria and BOTDF andd lol I like string cheese like I just really like string cheese ^u^
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by mcadabax / 11/05/2011 at 7:06am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML
by Anonymous / 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm / United States / Animals
by candymansvan17 / 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
by NaniNarcotic / 08/16/2011 at 6:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Animals
by SydIsPrettyCool / 08/04/2011 at 1:44am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by roze198765 / 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm / United States / Animals
by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health
by MooCow / 07/12/2011 at 11:13pm / United States (Montana) / Animals
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
by JohnyP / 07/09/2011 at 3:04am / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
Today, my daughter was charged with multiple counts of vandalism and trespassing. It seems she's been sneaking out in the middle of the night, stealing and breaking our neighbors' lawn ornaments. Specifically garden gnomes. FML
by Anonymous / 06/24/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by insomnitude / 03/05/2011 at 1:55am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by crayons128 / 01/24/2011 at 1:13am / United States / Miscellaneous
by A. / 10/14/2010 at 3:15am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 09/18/2010 at 2:31am / United States (California) / Health
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…