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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1101
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Nickolazx : Colombia 100%! FMyLife is amazing :D

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Nickolazx's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
461 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68667) - you deserved it (3651)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML

#14475422
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49723) - you deserved it (8513)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

#14456852
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29683) - you deserved it (8584)

On 01/03/2011 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

#14449491
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48576) - you deserved it (9819)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

#14284666
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33603) - you deserved it (7260)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)

Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me and see me again. When I told my boyfriend, in hopes of stirring up some jealousy, he said "he'll regret it when he finds out what you're like in bed, trust me." FML

#14282148
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20275) - you deserved it (37888)

On 12/21/2010 at 4:38am - intimacy - by fail (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

#14271579
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38192) - you deserved it (3370)

On 12/20/2010 at 11:15am - love - by pinkfloyd777 -

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

#14070837
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46547) - you deserved it (10120)

On 12/03/2010 at 11:19am - intimacy - by flopsy - Australia

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17571) - you deserved it (48503)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

#13836763
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12691) - you deserved it (27538)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I got fired over MSN. I wasn't even online at the time. FML

#13694009
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23421) - you deserved it (2458)

On 11/02/2010 at 10:16pm - work - by werewolfoflondon (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML

#13692696
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22507) - you deserved it (8714)

On 11/02/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by StayPositive - United States (Maine)

Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML

#13510751
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10287) - you deserved it (31015)

On 10/19/2010 at 11:24am - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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