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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1478
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Nick_1993 : 19. Don't Nazi me. I won't care. Drummer, Biker, Gamer, Snowboarder, Lover. I'm Hot.

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Nick_1993's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

#15546300
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69120) - you deserved it (9550)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

#13005397
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38007) - you deserved it (9634)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my cousin - who suffers from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend, while crying, and he held me for a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet, he pulled out his iPhone and started playing a shooter game. FML

#8364770
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37679) - you deserved it (3808)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:30am - love - by lynn (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28241) - you deserved it (6927)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

#1866535
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74935) - you deserved it (10800)

On 05/12/2009 at 3:19am - health - by bathroomseww (woman) - United States (California)



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