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Nicholi124
  • Town/Country : Columbus, Ohio, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 180
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Nicholi124 : I'm a cool guy want to get to know me just send me a message. ;)

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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70645) - you deserved it (6034)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML

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